How is this possible?! I could see if we were talking about Florida or Louisiana or places where basements are tricky, but why wouldn’t schools in OK have them? Insane.
(Photo taken during my morning gym rage)
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socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah
(via eladam)
I’m a Mrs?
One of the top questions re: impending marriage has been “Are you going to change your name?” My short answer is sure, why not, which has surprised most people. The long answer is that I cannot change it professionally at this point, so at work I will stay Irish.
Lucky for me there is an actual website that will handle these difficulties for the busy wife on the go- imamrs.com
I’m both horrified and jealous I didn’t think of it?
Every so often I think I could live in LA. Good for work, mountains and ocean (although it smells), nice weather, easy-ish lifestyle, nice homes.
And then I go to a real city, like Singapore or Hong Kong or Tokyo or New York and I realize l would fucking hate it.
My fiance (I just mistyped that as finance 4 times) just suggested the Holiday Inn in Long Island City for our wedding…
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He wasn’t really suggesting it, only saying out-of-town people could stay there for cheap, but man did I almost have a meltdown.
Please check out my awesome GBFF Matt’s performance, and if so inclined donate to his Kickstarter
It feels like the last day of school outside
Never-worn wedding dresses on Ebay may be the most depressing thing ever.
(and yes, I’m looking for wedding dresses on Ebay)
You remember in college when you’d stay out until 4:30am because the campus bar had $1 Long Island Ice Teas, and then when you’d get up for your 8am class you’d find yourself in Phi Delts cold-air room missing only your socks and there was just no fixing your hair and your eyes would be basically glued shut and you’d wonder if your BAC was still over the legal limit but you’d shuffle off to Interpersonal Communications 201 anyway?
That is how this jetlag feels.
I got engaged yesterday. I have already had multiple people ask me what the date is (and people have called/emailed my mom to ask the date). Is this something I’m supposed to already know?!
